Doc told me to get undressed. "Ok, where should I put my clothes?" "Eh, you can toss em in the corner next to mine."
I thought it would hurt, but it wasnt too uncomfortable, barely felt a thing until he put both hands on my shoulders.
Doc was telling me about how his wife and him were going through a breakup. Seemed like he was really down in the dumps.
The doctor screwed up and forgot to tell me not to eat anything for 24 hours. i didn't think it was a big deal but apparently the doc was afraid he'd be in deep shit.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.