George and god

Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
Doctor Smith said,
'George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with your God?'


George replied,
'God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, poof, the light goes on when I pee and then, poof, the light goes off when I'm done.'


'Wow,' commented Doctor
Smith, 'that's incredible!'


A little later in the day Doctor Smith called George's wife. 'Thelma,' he said, 'George is just fine. Physically he's great.


But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and, poof, the light goes on in the toilet and then, poof, the light goes off?'


Thelma exclaimed, 'That old fool. He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!'