When I came across a man walking a rottweiler.
So I went up and asked him if his dog was friendly, to which he replied that he was.
So I went to pet the dog, and the damn thing nearly took my hand off!
So I ask the man "What the hell, I thought you said your dog was friendly?"
To which he replies "He's not my dog".
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