A guy goes to pick up his date for the prom.
His dates' dad answers the door.
Dad: come in, let's talk.
The guy takes a seat next to his date's dog sparky. He really has to fart... Though he tries his best to hold it, he accidentally lets a small fart out.
pop!
Dad: sparky
Thinking he's in the clear, the guy does it again.
pop!
Dad: sparky!
With relief and growing confidence, he decides to let it all out.
POP!
Dad: sparky get over here before this guy shits all over you!
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