I was sitting on the subway across from this amazingly sexy Asian woman...

...we talked a bit, and after remarking on her accent, I found out she was from Thailand, visiting family in the US. I mentioned how I was always interested in Southeast Asia and wanted to visit there someday, which led to us chatting a bit more, about stuff like comparing food and weather and other light topics.
I had to admit, as fun as the conversation was, it was hard to keep from staring at her - great curves, amazing rack, a cute face, nice hips. Wasn't hard to tell from the way she blushed and smiled now and then that she was seeming kinda into me, too. Definitely some mutually-shared attraction and arousal going on.
I kept thinking to myself "Don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

...but she did.

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