A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling
a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The
collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new
order until you pay for the last one."
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please
cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
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