...when a carload of gun toting, young and very loud tea partiers, shouting anti-Obama, anti-Muslim slogans, with a Gadsden flag duct taped on the trunk and a confederate flag taped to the hood, "All I need to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11" spray painted to the side, pulled up and stopped next to me.
Suddenly, they all yelled "YEEHAW" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere, and 18 wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, and killing everybody in it instantly.
For several long moments, I sat in shock. I thought "Damn, that could have been me".
So today, I woke up bright and early. I went out, and applied for a job as a truck driver.
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