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The Miracle of...

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One day a man...

One day a man walks into a dentist's and asks how much it will cost to...

Am glad they are...

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Grammer Nazi

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I was involved in...

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When I turn it off my baby stops crying

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A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the Ukrainian sausage?" The...

Pay for your past...

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Standing In Line

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