A woman gets married to a guy and has 3 kids and her husband dies. She then marries a second guy and has 5 kids and the second husband also dies. She then marries a third guy and has 7 kids and her third husband also dies. After a few months, she dies and at her funeral the priest says... "Finally, they are together!".
Her friend standing next to the priest asks, "you mean she and her first husband, she and her second husband or she and her third husband?"
The priest replies, "I meant her legs!"
(heard it from a friend today and thought to share)
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