I was making my 6-month-old son, Mic, a tree costume.

So both of us went to the park to pick up some leaves and branches for a realistic look. As we were walking to the car with baby in one hand(who is holding a stick)and a stack of leaves in the other, a spider crawled onto my hand. How did I react?

Drops Mic and leaves.

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