I looked at my basket to make sure I had everything. 3 frozen dinners for one and a 6 pack of root beer, wasn't too hard. A young lady came up behind me and I noticed a big smile on her face. I looked at her basket and lord behold she had the exact same items in her basket. I put the two together and realised she was cracking onto me. I gathered all my courage and turned around to her and said, 'hey darling any chance that you're single?'. She looked at me with a blush in her cheeks and exclaimed 'yes, how did you know?', while looking at her basket contents and my own excitingly. I looked at her calmly and said, 'cause you're fucking ugly'.
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