Coldest Igloo

Four Eskimos were sitting around a block of ice one evening
telling ghost stories when one of them said, "I bet that my
igloo is the coldest igloo in the village!"


Another villager said, "That is impossible, mine must be the
coldest." The remaining two villagers suggested that they have a
contest to see who's igloo was the coldest. They set off
immediately to find the coldest igloo.


When they arrived at the firt Eskimo's igloo he asked them to
observe. He gathered spit in his mouth and spit in the middle of
the igloo. As soon as the spit hit the floor it froze. The
others were very impressed.


Shortly after they arrived at the second Eskimo's igloo. He
walked over to the stove and removed a kettle of hot tea. He
moved to the center of the igloo and poured it onto the ground.
The instant the hot tea hit the ground it froze. Amazed, the
others turned to leave.


They soon came upon the third Eskimo's igloo. He walked up to
the stove and removed a kettle of hot cocoa. He brought it to
the middle of the room and poured it out. As soon as it came out
of the kettle it froze, then fell to the floor and shattered.
The others could not believe their eyes.


Finally they were at the fourth Eskimo's igloo. He led them into
the bedroom where he slept. He walked them over to the bed and
pulled back the sheets. On the bed were 4 green balls. Confused,
the others asked what they were. The Eskimo smiled, pulled out a
match, and held it under the ball. A huge fart shook the igloo.


Years later that same Eskimo brags about the night that his
farts froze.