I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games?

Al Gore and an Angel

After Gore died he went to heaven and at the gates was an angel to show him...

Bus Ride

A bunch of people are riding the bus. All the black people are sitting in the...

Fidel Castro

An old, weak-sighted man watches TV and suddenly cries out: "Gee! Mary,...

A drunk is...

The drunk says, "Officer, I need your help. Somebody stole my car!" The cops...

Second Honeymoon

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...

the Imortal Groucho

Quotes From Groucho Marx...

Naked man doing...

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Indian Weatherman

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went...

90 female cops on...

And I got arrested for doing 80

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