I walked into a bookstore, just trying to kill some time. I walked about a third of the way into the store before I really started to look around. I realized that all of the books were about Islam and copies of the Koran. It was a Muslim bookstore. I started to head back to the door when a clerk stepped in front of me and politely asked “Is there anything I could help you find today?” I hesitated then said “I am looking for a book written by Donald Trump, it’s about Mexican and Muslim immigration into the US.” He looked at me for two solid seconds, then replied in a harsh whisper “Fuck you! Get out, and never come back!” I responded “Yes! That’s the one. Is it available in paperback?”
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