I was walking around downtown the other day when I noticed a new shop. It was called Mexican Books and Souvenirs. Curiosity got the better of me as I had never been in a Mexican book store. The clerk eyed me up and down for a while. I don't think I was his typical clientele. He then asked if I needed any help. I asked him if he had Donald Trump's book on immigration reform and how to keep the Mexicans out of the U.S. He said "Fuck off. Get out and stay out." I said "that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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