Donald Trump gets elected as President.
1st day in office: We have to bring back jobs from China, lets just call Xi Jinping and tell him he's fired!
2nd day is office: We have insert our dominance back in Europe and send Russia a message, lets just call Putin and threaten him with another Cold War.
3rd day in office: Need to solve the immigration issue, lets just call Nieto and tell him to stop sending rapists.
4th day in office: Need to renegotiate Iran Nuclear Deal, lets just call Khamenei and threaten him with new sanctions and attack.
5th day in office: I am bored, lets call Kim Jong-un and tell him my haircut is better than his.
(10 minutes later)
Mr President we have an incoming nuclear missile strike.....
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