The presidential race

After the 2016 presidential race, the process of counting votes begins, only for it to be discovered that no one has voted for any of the nominees - they're all so disillusioned with the quality of candidates. After much debate, it is finally decided that the presidential race will be decided with a literal race - one lap around the fence of the White House. Bernie Sanders goes first and finishes with a time of 19.54. Donald Trump is next and he clocks in with a time of 15.38. Hillary Clinton is last, and completes her lap with a time of 11.47.

"Aha!" pants Hillary Clinton. "That must be some kind of record!"

"Not necessarily," replies Barack Obama. "Bush did 9.11"

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