I took a group of people to the zoo. One guy in particular REALLY loved the monkeys. He had a monkey t-shirt, monkey penant, monkey everything. He was excited about seeing them until the monkeys threw their feces at him...

My fav joke

A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver goes; "Urgh, that's the...

What did the...

It's won't be long now!

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How can you open...

With a monkey!

The Golden Monkey

A man is driving in the country when his car runs out of gas. Fortunately,...

Control Dear Control

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and...

10 insults to...

monkey fucker floppy donkey dick licker hillbilly hoe go fuck a duck go...

God created the...

God created the donkey & said to him : You will work unceasingly from sunrise...

Silly Monkey

What kind of monkey eats chips? A chipmunk!