A woman sees her Chinese love doctor, Dr. Chen, after she hasn't been able to find a date for over two years.
The woman says, "Dr. Chen, I'm desparate. I can't find a date for the life of me! Can you check if there is anything wrong with me?"
Dr. Chen replies in his thick Chinese accent, "Ok Miss, start off by stripping naked. Then get on your hands and knees, and crawl across the room."
The woman, confused, does as she is asked: strips down and begins to crawl. Dr. Chen thinks outloud, "Hmm... Yes I think I know what it is".
"What is it!"
"Crawl back to the wall one more time". The woman does as she's asked. Then the doctor says, "I know what your problem is."
The woman excitedly asks: "You know why I haven't been able to get a date for the past months?"
"Yes, I do. You have Ed Zachary disease."
"Ed Zachary disease? What is that?" The woman asks.
In his thick Chinese accident, the doctor answers: "It's when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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