A young man arrives at his dates house. After ringing the doorbell, her father answers the door and invites him inside. "My daughter is will be ready in a few minutes," he informs the young man.
So they get to talking. "Where are you taking my daughter?" asks the father.
"Oh, I'm taking her dancing."
"That sounds like a fun time. You know, my daughter loves to screw."
"Wh- what?" stammers the young man.
"Oh yeah, she'll screw all night if you let her. She is always talking about how she's looking for a boy to screw with. Just last week she went out and screwed with a couple of her girlfriends. Hell, if she wouldn't be so embarrassed, I'd screw with her myself."
Finally, the daughter is ready, and a very giddy (and slightly confused) young man leads her to the car.
30 seconds later the daughter comes running back into the house. "Daddy!" she cries, "It's called the twist!"
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