So, the other night I went with my girlfriend to her parents house, where we stayed over for the weekend. The second night she went to bed early, while I was watching tv. All of a sudden her younger sister comes down the stairs in this amazing sexy underware, asking if she could make the tv watching a bit more interesting and if we have sex nobody had to find out. So I run outside to my car and all of sudden my girlfriend is there with all the family, happily saying it was a test and I passed.
Anyway, that's why I always keep my condoms in my car.
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