I gave my girlfriend an orgasm.

My girlfriend had never had an orgasm before so I thought I'd give her one for her birthday.
Leading up to the big day I bought a bullet vibrator in hopes of extra stimulation and didn't tell her about my plans in case she over thought it.
The evening of the big day we were in bed and after 60 minutes of hard work I finally gave her an orgasm!
I asked her rather smugly "How was it?" and she spat it back in my face!

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