I passed a group of Girl Scouts this morning..

.. with a stall that read "Home Made Lemonade:15.00$, Oral Sex: ;5.00$".

"Here's twenty dollars girls, but I think you've got your prices mixed up", I chuckled.

"Once you've finished going down on me, you'll be gagging for that lemonade", said the sweaty fat one.

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