God what have you been doing up here?
Well, I send people down from heaven to spread my name. Hasn't worked out so well...
How so?
Well.... I tell this Jesus guy
"Jesus, spread the word of my name. Spread my rules to the people and offer them sanctuary when they die. Most importantly, tell them not to kill"
They kill him, then go on this "crusades" nonsense and kill millions of people in my name...
So then I tell this Muhammad guy...
"Muhammad, tell the people that they cannot eat pork, they should wait til they're married, and most importantly no alcohol nor smokes"
The guy straps a bomb to himself and blows up a church....
So I tell this Buddhist guy...
"Convince those through peace, meditate, and those who disagree just arrange a sit in"
The guy lights himself on fire....
At this point I couldn't handle this shit anymore.. So I just started ignoring prayers and told the priests one last time: Money means nothing and you are a man of god, no sex or any wrong doings.... I hope they stay away from women and don't take peoples money anymore...
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