... One has been married for 25 years, the second couple has been married for 5 years, and newlyweds. The priest tells them they can join the church, but only if they don't have sex for one week to prove their dedication.
A week later they return and the priest asks them how it went. The couple that was together for 25 years said that it was no problem, and the priest told them they were able to join. The couple that was married for 5 years said that it was a little tough, but they refrained. Again, the priest happily welcomes them to the church. The priest then turns to the newlyweds and asks them about the week. The husband says that they were doing okay, until his wife knocked over a paint can.
Confused, the priest asks what spilling paint had to do with anything. The husband replied that when his wife was bent over to pick up the paint can, lust took over and they had sex right then and there.
The priest is very flustered and tells them "That's disgusting! Leave at once, you're never allowed here again!"
The wife replies, "That's the same thing they told us at Home Depot"
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