She was advertising two jokes for $1 so don't think I just walked up to her and said "I'll give you a dollar if you tell me two jokes."
"Why can't miss piggy count to seventy? Because every time she gets to 69 she get a little frog in her throat."
"How can you tell your man has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow."
My boyfriend paid a dollar and got these -
"Two condoms were walking down the street. They passed a gay bar and one looks at the other and says 'hey want to go inside and get shit faced?'"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
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