I remember the day my father gave me money and told me to go pay the electricity bill. I went, and on my way , I saw there was a contest for a brand new car, so I used all the money from the bill to enter. I went home and told my dad what happened, and he beat the shit out of me. The next day, I woke up and saw all my family outside the house, and I wondered what they were doing, so I got out and finally saw it. A brand new car parked in front of our house, tears went by that day, specially mine..... it was the electric company's car, they were cutting out the power, and I got beat the shit out of me again.
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