He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book.
I said, "you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren't you?"
He replied, "Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence.
Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.
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