A teacher is with her class and notices one student isn't paying attention. The teacher calls out the student, asking: “There are seven birds on a wire and one gets shot. How many are left?” The student replies, “there would be no birds left because the noise of the one getting shot would scare the other birds off.”
The teacher replied "Well the answer was 6 but I like the way you think.” the student says, ”Now I have a question for you: There are three women on a park bench and they all have ice cream. One women is licking the cone, the other one is shoving the whole thing in her mouth, and one is biting the cone. How do you know which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing, replies, ” I guess the one shoving the whole cone in her mouth.”
The student replies, “No, its the one with the wedding ring but i like the way you think.”
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