Jimmy's Dad goes to talk to his teacher before class one morning. "Ms. Thompson, my son Jimmy has a terrible gambling problem, he bets on everything, he'd even bet on what tomorrow's temperature would be." he says. Ms. Thompson replies "Yes I have noticed his gambling, and it disrputs the class and leaves all the kids without lunch money, luckily I have a plan to stop his gamblng once and for all. I'm going to lure him into a bet that he would surely lose and make him lose big to teach him a lesson." Jimmy's father says "That's brilliant, you have all my support Ms. Thompson I sure hope that little brat learns his lesson." The next day Ms. Thompson dismisses the class at the end of the day and notices Jimmy collecting debts from the kids, afterwards he strolls over to Ms. Thompson's desk. Ms. Thompson tells Jimmy "Jimmy I hate that you gamble and swindle all the kids of their money." Jimmy replies "I hate that you sit around with that big lie on your head." "What do you mean?" Ms.Thompson asks. "I mean that you have that blonde hair on your head when I know that your twat hair is blacker than night." Ms.Thompson,shocked, replies "You little brat, this is my natural hair, you don't know what you are talking about." Jimmy says "I saw your pussy and I know it's black down there, I'd bet $10 on it." Ms.Thompson upset about his comments puts that aside when she realizes this is her opportunity to teach Jimmy a lesson "You are wrong, and for that I'll take you up on your bet, but make it $100." Jimmy replies "What? that's all my money!" Ms.Thompson eggs him on "I guess you don't really know then, because you aren't so sure." Little Jimmy says "Fine, I"ll bet $100 your pussy hair is black" She hesitantly gets up, pulls her skirt up and shows her pivates to Jimmy. Jimmy sees that he's wrong and gives Ms.Thompson his $100 and leaves upset with his head down. After he left, Ms.Thompson calls Jimmy's Dad "I did it Mr.Williams, I taught Jimmy a lesson, I bet Jimmy all the money he had that the hair on my head was the same color as the hair....well on a more intimate part of my body, and I won and took all his money, I don't think he'll be making any bets again." "What?" replies Jimmy's Dad "That little punk bet me $500 that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
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