Deja Drunk


One time two guys are sitting in the bar near closing time, and the one man looks at the other and says, "You look mighty familiar, have I seen you some where?" The other replies,"yeah I got the same feeling, where were you raised?" and the first drunk says," Springfield." The other drunk replies, " Hey no kidding, me too. What school did you go to?" "Springfield Middle school." "No way! Me too. Did you live on Frederick St.?" "Yeah." "No shit, me too." Now this conversation goes on and on like this, then the owner of the bar calls the bar tender to close up and asks " Anything new happening down there?" to which the bar tender replies "Nah, just the Johnson twins drunk again.

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