I LIKE MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE......
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...bitter"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...strong enough to stand a
spoon in."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...first thing in the morning."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...hot and black"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...no artificial sweeteners"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...chewy"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...IN BED"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...50 cents, free refills"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...to the last drop"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...filled to the rim"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...Chock full o' nuts"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...dribbling down my chin"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...scalding the roof of my
mouth when my brother pulls away too fast when the light turns green"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...freshly ground"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...from behind!"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...in a mug!"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...in Twin Peaks"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...Jamaican and blue"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...kept hot in a Thermos"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...dressed up in a Catholic
schoolgirl's uniform"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...sweet and low"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee...with donuts!!"
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