To men named Jon and Brian lived in Arizona. They both liked to drink. So, one day they were at work ( Airplane Machanics) and it was a rainy day. There was nothing to do so Jon said, "I wish we had something to drink. Brian told Jon that he had heard of somebody drinking Airplane Fuel and getting a real buzz. So they tried the Jet juice. The next morning, they both woke up feeling great, no hangover or anything. Then Jon phoned Brian.
Jon said, "How do you feel?"
Brian said, "Great no hangover or anything, we should try it more often"
Jon said, " Yeah, well, have you tried farting.
Brian said " No Why?"
Jon said " Don't I'm in Pheonix!"
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