A man asks a woman:
*Do you know which two holes are the most important on a female body?*
**You pig! How dare you ask a lady such a question?**
*Well I'll have you know, it's the nostrils*
**Oh, I'm sorry, why is that?**
*So she can breathe while she sucks a dick.*
Sorry for a poor phrasing, English is not my first language.
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