A man moves into a new neighborhood. One night he hears a knock at his door and he goes to open it. He opens the door and a giant bear of a man is standing there smiling.
The man says welcome to the neighborhood. I'm having a party tonight and I wanted to know if you could make it.
The new guy says well I'm New in this neighborhood and it would be good to do sociable. What's the party going to be like?
The bear man said well there's going to be some drinking. There's going to be some wrestling. There's going to be some yelling. And there's gonna be a whole lot of fucking.
The new guy says wow that does sound like a fun party. How should I dress? Is this a casual affair or formal? What are the other people wearing?
And the giant bear of a man says don't worry about it.
It's just gonna be you and me.
How did i do? I can't recall the source for this joke and I'm looking for some ideas on how to make the delivery better.
Thanks.
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