A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there. No, said the doctor calmly, He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.
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