I got in a fight at a bar

A man bumped me and knocked a drink out of my hand. Instead of apologizing that motherfucker told me to watch where I was going. I swung first and unfortunately got knocked flat, the douche bag ran off to avoid charges.

The bartender came over and said "Sorry about that asshole, can I give you a jack and coke?"

So we went back to his place and stayed up all night.




Edit: used different punch line, I think I'm doing this wrong

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