A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter
in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's
dep-p-p-partment?"
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's
dep-p-p-partment?" Again the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's
dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk seems to ignore him. Finally the guy storms off in
anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the
clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer the guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to
get the s-s-snot b-b-beat out of m-m-m-me?"
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