A man has the hottest wife in the world, who loves sex a lot. Problem was, he had can't even last 5 minutes in bed, no matter what he tried.
So he goes to see a doctor, who suggests that about an hour before sex he should masturbate, that way he'll be a bit less likely to cum as quickly.
One day, the man is in his car on the way home when he gets a call from his wife, who tells him she's just craving it really bad and was going to give it to him the second he gets home.
Not wanting to disappoint, the man figures if he parks his car on the shoulder and jerks with his car blocking him, if anyone comes along he could say he was fixing his breaks.
So he pulls over and starts jerking. Just as he's about to climax he feels a tap on the shoulder. He turns his head to see a cop.
"What are you doing?"
The man quickly zips his pants. "Just fixing my breaks."
"Yeah... you better take a better look at that, because your car just rolled down the road."
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