... when they came across a magic lamp. Rather than argue over who would use it, they rubbed it together and out came a magic genie who offered them both three wishes. After a moment deciding amongst themselves, they both agreed to let the Bear go first.
The Bear approached the Genie.
"For my first wish, I wish that all the bears in the forest -- except for me -- were female."
"As you wish," said the Genie. And just like that, all the other bears in the forest were female.
The Genie then turns to the Rabbit for his wish.
"Rabbit, what would you like for your first wish?"
"I want a helmet."
"A helmet?" asks the Genie, "Okay..." And like that, the Rabbit has his helmet.
The Genie turns back to the Bear.
"And for your second wish, Bear?"
"For my second wish, I wish that all the bears in North America -- except for me -- were female."
"As you wish," says the Genie. And just like that, all the other bears in North America were female.
The Genie then turns to the Rabbit for his second wish.
"I want a motorcycle," says the Rabbit.
"Ah, that makes sense!" says the Genie putting two and two together. "A helmet and a motorcycle, of course!" And, just like that, the Rabbit gets his motorcycle.
The Genie turns back to the Bear for his third and final wish.
"Bear, what is your last wish?"
"I wish that all the bears in the whole world -- except for me -- were female."
"As you wish." And just like that, all the other bears in the world were female.
The Genie then turns to the Rabbit, who is on his motorcycle and revving the engine.
"And what do you want for your last wish, Rabbit?"
The Rabbit slowly looks up, staring off into the distance...
"I wish the bear was gay."
And with that, the Rabbit rides off into the sunset.
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