I was wearing it out in public like a champ. I was stocking up on feminine products for safety sake when this creepy Harry Potter fan comes up to me and says,
"Hey, pretty unicorn, is it your time of the month? I would love to be your Voldemort..."
I would have slapped him shitless if I didn't laugh right in his face and shitting bricks myself.
God Bless Pervs.
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