I got a new radio system in my car the other day.

The thing is great, you shout Soul, and it plays Soul. You should Rock, it starts playing Rock.

The other day, some kids ran past my car, and I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it started playing Micheal Jackson.

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