I don't mean to cause controversy, however...

Women are lesser.
Your a loser.
Bush did 9/11.
John Cena.
BlackLivesMatter.
AllLivesMatter.
BlueLivesMatter.
Star Wars is way better than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is way better than Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings is way better than Star Wars.
Dickbutt.
Internet Explorer is the greatest search engine of all time.
Your Mom is indeed not the largest object known to man kind.
The 13 year old on Call of Duty did not sleep with your mom.
I know I misspelled "You're" on line two.
Reddit is a Joke.
Abortions are terrible.
DickButt as John Cena.
Gay people do have rights.
Jesus does love gay people.
I was kidding about the woman thing.
Or was I?
Apple is better than Samsung.
Who the hell is Huawei?
Cat's rule the world.
The internet is our world.
I was kidding.
Not all Police Officers are bad people.
Some of them are.
J/K, it was line one.
Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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