Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo momma so old that when I slapped her back her boobs fell off.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped in the deepest part of the ocean, she got her foot wet.
Yo momma so old and fat, she told us about the story of how she farted and killed all the dinosaurs.
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