Black man waiting for the bus...

He has to take a shit real bad, but doesn't want to run across the street to use the public bathroom and end up missing the bus ride, so he proceeds to squat and shit right at the bus stop. The bus driver pulls up and the black man asks how much, the driver says $2.50 for you and $1.25 for your little brother.

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