1. Look both right and left side of the road for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians.
2. Look up in the sky for American drones and other UAVs and incoming missiles.
3. Look down for bombs and land mines
4. Look side and back for Pick Pockets, kidnappers and suicide bombers, hold your bags tight and watch every person near you......
5. Finally cross the road by walking in zigzag to avoid bullets :P
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