He went to the hospital and they looked him over. The doctor said, 'Well, everything seems to be OK, except for one part. Your penis. We have to replace it. Lucky for you we have the technology. It's $1,000 an inch to replace. Go home and discuss it with your wife and come back tomorrow.'
"The next day the man comes back. The doctor says, 'So, did you discuss it with your wife? How many inches?'
"The man says, "Yes, we discussed it. We're getting granite counter tops instead."
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