A blonde with two red ears went to the doctor.
The doctor asked her "WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOUR EARS?"
The blonde replied "i was ironing when the phone rang-but instead of picking up the phone i picked up the iron!"
"Oh Dear" Exclaimed the doctor in disbelief.
"but what happened to the other one?"
the blonde exclaimed "the son of a bitch called back"!!!
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