I was driving back home from the bar the other night, and I really had to pee. I pulled off onto a country road and stopped on a bridge. I hurried out, went to the rail, and peed over the side. Right as I finish the county sheriff pulls up and shines his light on me. I zip up and prepare for the worst. He comes up to me and asks what I'm doing. I explain that I'm nearly home and nature called. He said he could give me a DUI, but since I'm almost home and not in too bad of shape, he'll write me up for public urination and follow me home. I gladly accept. So, the next morning I go straight to the courthouse to pay the fine.
The clerk says "That will be $1200."
I said "$1200? Why is it so much?"
She says, "Well, it's $100 an inch."
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