So, a husband wants to go out hunting with his wife.
"I'm not going out hunting!" she exclaims. "It's pouring rain out there!"
Annoyed, the husband replies, "Either you're coming out hunting, or you're giving me a blow job, or you're letting me fuck you in the ass. I'm going out to get the dogs leashed up, you decide."
He goes out for a few minutes and comes back in the house. "Have you decided?" he asks.
"I am NOT going out in the rain and you're sure as hell not fucking me in the ass, so I guess I'll blow you." She starts sucking him off before quickly spitting his dick out. "Uggh! Your cock tastes like shit!"
"The dogs didn't want to go out either", he replies.
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